personnel

The Office of the Emerging Customer Service Engineer in Residence (OECSER) handles all matters pertaining to the signing, venerating and eating of paper, real, virtual, imagined or recycled.  The current OECSER is M. R. Horrigan.

The Untitled (U) is responsible for managing the organization’s unnamed activities—eventually projected to include the undocumented undertakings of the GARBANJAn undersea espionage service—as well as the manipulation of photographic and videographic apparatuses.  The current Untitled is Rebal Magrbhi.

The Director Emeritus of Tickle Solicitation and Undersea Acquisition (DETSUA) coördinates all submerged real-estate portfolio growth for the Institute’s Great Archipelago Re-Building Amid Natural Jackpot Afloat (GARBANJA) development, a long-term enterprise intended to locate the Pacific Ocean’s infamous garbage island and terraform it into a habitable location suitable for the docking of cruise ships and the hosting of theatrical productions.  The current DETSUA is Riaan Smit.

The Executive Director of Aerial Photography and Satellite Trajectory Mathematics (EDAPSTM) collaborates with third-party operations such as Google and Apple to locate the Pacific Ocean’s infamous garbage island and identify suitable navigation routes for the docking of cruise ships and the loading-in of theatrical productions.  The current EDAPSTM is Harley Small.